On a small, isolated island in the Pacific Ocean,sits a man who has been stranded there for 10 years,
He gazes at the distant horizon, like he has done for ten years, expecting to see only a sea gull or two.
There appears to be a something in the distance. Getting up for a beeter. Loo0k, he sees a tiny speck moving in the distance.
"It's certainly not a ship," he thinks. As the speck approaches, he starts ruling out the possibilities of it being a small boat or even a raft.
As the speck gets closer, he can see that it is a human approaching his little island
Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wetsuit and scuba gear.
Stunned, the man approaches her and welcomes he as he tells her he hasn't seen a living soul since he was stranded on this island.
She approaches the stunned guy and says, "So, how long have you been on this Island?"
"Ten years," replies the man, who is clearly overwhelmed with emotion.
Then she says to the guy, "So it's been 10 years since you've had a cigarette?"
"Yes," he says. "It's been 10 long years since I had a cigarette"
With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.
Trembling the castaway replies: "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks:
"And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?"