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The Mars Decision - $0.99

The Edge Of Extinction - $3.99

“Real” Illegal Aliens - $3.99

My Current eBooks

Just An Old Guy Keeping Busy

My journey to becoming an author started when I could no longer bowl. Bowling occupied a large part of my life. For a short time, I competed in the PBA National Tour, then the regionals. I opened several pro shops in the Reno-Sparks area. The last one I had was at the Grand Sierra Resort (now GSR). Age and injuries caught up to me, and when I could no longer bowl, I started writing and found that I enjoyed it. Now I spend the bulk of my time writing eBooks; I only sell on Kindle - too new to go wider. This website has some of my material from my original website, and I'm only going to include the best of my blond jokes and other humorous material; stay a while, and feel free to try one of my eBooks.

My eBooks

I started writing when health issues prevented me from doing much more than taking short walks. Rather than becoming a couch potato, I started writing, and I discovered that I really enjoyed it. My stories are pragmatic, character-driven third-person limited stories that blend dry humor with competent space-opera adventure. The tone balances bureaucratic satire, warm interpersonal dynamics, and grounded problem-solving as the alien and human crew navigate the dangerous world of outer space.

The Future??

10 Years Without

So this man has been stranded on an island for two years — you won't believe what happened to him.

See What Happens

Blond Humor

Blond One Liners, men vs women and other humnor'
I have gathered over the years.

Go There Now

The Bird

So this bird decided not to fly south for the winter and soon finds out why he should have, plus he provides a life lesson for us all. Find out what this dumb bird discovered by not following the rest of his feathered friends.

A Bird Tail - Read It Here

Barbara Bullet

Towns With Usual Names

You would be surprised at the unusual names that people have given to their towns. I'm not saying it's weird, but all these towns are in the same state. It really makes you wonder. As for being judgmental—well, maybe a little.

Under Construction - Coming Soon!!

Weird Planes



Strange and ugly aircraft of the world: if it's British, it's Ugly; If it’s French, it's weird; if it's Russian, it's both ugly and weird. See for yourself.


Under Construction - Coming Soon!!



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