Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women
1. The later you are, the more excited your Dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another Dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave many things on the floor.
4. A Dog's Parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you must raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a Dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A Dog will not wake you up at night to ask... "If I died, would you get another Dog?"
10. If a Dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. If a Dog smells another Dog on you, they don't get mad. They think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a Dog leaves, it won't take over half of your stuff.
15. If you go away for the weekend, you can tie the dog to a tree and leave him some food and water.
16. Dogs don't mind it if you leave the toilet seat up.
17. Dogs love it when you leave your dirty socks and underwear around. They now have something to play with.
18. When the dog gets old and starts snarling and snapping at you, you can take it out in the back yard and shoot it.
And the definitive proof why men like dogs over women—
19. Lock your Wife and your Dog in your car trunk for an hour. …Then open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
This genius thinks that a dog is a beast of burden. He needs to rethink his conception of what a dog will and will not do.
A dog might be man's best friend, but he definitely is NOT his mode of transportation…and you can forget a nice sled ride on the pond, too.
Just your regular lineup for the annual tree watering ceremony, as these mutts line up for a shot at their favorite tree.
Note: The tree looks fairly healthy, so whatever they are leaving does not seem to contradict its growth or health.